No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

Question:  When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Answer:  Tooth hurty

-courtesy Sebastian Martini age 8

-courtesy Asher Morales age 6

There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

What did the Judge say to her dentist?

posted Sep 26, 2016, 9:23 AM by Doug Most

"Pull my tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

       - courtesy Rosemary M

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?

A month later he was picking his teeth.

Joke of the Year

posted Jan 25, 2014, 4:28 PM by Doug Most

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?

 

 A: A little plaque 

Dentist and Manicurist

posted Jun 11, 2014, 1:29 PM by Doug Most

A Dentist marries a manicurist, but it didnt last...

 

Why?

 

Because they fought tooth and nail.....

Most people come to Florida and see many lovely canals

And think Oh this is Florida  - wow

And I did too until it came to boot

That the worse canal I saw was a root.

 

Last Monday night I woke up and could hardly say my name

Why – cause I was in so much pain

I stayed up off and on

Doing salt water soaks until the dawn.

 

Then I called my dentist and hurried there

As just so much could I bear

And it was as I feared

I needed a root canal – and I was scared.

 

So to Dr. Most they made a call

I wanted it right way and not be stalled

And they said twelve thirty was fine

And so I put that in my mind.

 

We drove to Stuart and got there Early

I meet Donna so sweet and smile so pearly

I filled out my papers and sat and waited

Which is something I always hated.

 

Finally Diane took me in the room

And so large the equipment seemed to loom

Then in HE came looking dapper

And so I could not be happier

 

Into my mouth went all the equipment stuff

As not to make the procedure rough

And there sat Dr Most with his need in hand

And into my gums it did land.

 

To make it painless which I enjoyed

After all pain is something I like to avoid.

About an hour later I did emerge from the place

With a happy smile on my face.

 

Of course I had pain when I went home you see

But that’s the way root canal seem to be

But he was great and so I write to say.

 

 

Thank you Dr. Most for giving me future happy days.

With my teeth in my mouth

Instead of a glass in the house.

 

Thank you once again

And remember I will refer family and friends

Just my little note to say

Thank You in every way.

 

And your staff too

 

Gail Barrus

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