


There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
Question: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Answer: Tooth hurty
-courtesy Sebastian Martini age 8
-courtesy Asher Morales age 6

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
What did the Judge say to her dentist?
"Pull my tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."
- courtesy Rosemary M
posted Jan 25, 2014, 4:28 PM by Doug Most
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque



A Dentist marries a manicurist, but it didnt last...
Why?
Because they fought tooth and nail.....
Most people come to Florida and see many lovely canals
And think Oh this is Florida - wow
And I did too until it came to boot
That the worse canal I saw was a root.
Last Monday night I woke up and could hardly say my name
Why – cause I was in so much pain
I stayed up off and on
Doing salt water soaks until the dawn.
Then I called my dentist and hurried there
As just so much could I bear
And it was as I feared
I needed a root canal – and I was scared.
So to Dr. Most they made a call
I wanted it right way and not be stalled
And they said twelve thirty was fine
And so I put that in my mind.
We drove to Stuart and got there Early
I meet Donna so sweet and smile so pearly
I filled out my papers and sat and waited
Which is something I always hated.
Finally Diane took me in the room
And so large the equipment seemed to loom
Then in HE came looking dapper
And so I could not be happier
Into my mouth went all the equipment stuff
As not to make the procedure rough
And there sat Dr Most with his need in hand
And into my gums it did land.
To make it painless which I enjoyed
After all pain is something I like to avoid.
About an hour later I did emerge from the place
With a happy smile on my face.
Of course I had pain when I went home you see
But that’s the way root canal seem to be
But he was great and so I write to say.
Thank you Dr. Most for giving me future happy days.
With my teeth in my mouth
Instead of a glass in the house.
Thank you once again
And remember I will refer family and friends
Just my little note to say
Thank You in every way.
And your staff too
Gail Barrus